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My name's Alyssa Nicole--Born and Raised In PA, Techie, Trekkie, Fandom follower, Foodie, Catlover, Taurus, Wanderluster, Christian, Wierd.

ch0rdate:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

— 12 hours ago with 75125 notes
leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

(via pemsylvania)

— 13 hours ago with 165361 notes

abiblr:

fucky-str1pe:

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.

(Source: this-isakindness, via kayroko)

— 13 hours ago with 976641 notes

mattg124:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

Imagine mashing your dick down on that table.

(Source: rialxoan, via quick-sound-the-alarm)

— 13 hours ago with 482481 notes

yellawunn:

onlylolgifs:

Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep

I almost woke my baby up laughing at these…

(via kayroko)

— 13 hours ago with 13850 notes
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via allialovesyou)

— 13 hours ago with 477800 notes

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via color-me-homicidal)

— 22 hours ago with 59204 notes

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(Source: westindianlows, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

— 1 day ago with 161936 notes