My name's Alyssa Nicole--Born and Raised In PA, Techie, Fandom follower, Foodie, Catlover, Taurus, Wanderluster, Christian, Wierd.
honey boo boo’s mom saw this picture of me and called me a goddess this is very important
i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE
and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”
is ur grass australian
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
It’s horrible when someone just pretends to care about you.