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My name's Alyssa Nicole--Born and Raised In PA, Techie, Trekkie, Fandom follower, Foodie, Catlover, Taurus, Wanderluster, Christian, Wierd.

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

— 2 days ago with 335485 notes
paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

(via allialovesyou)

— 2 days ago with 366313 notes
sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

(via allialovesyou)

— 2 days ago with 198664 notes
"To bae or not to bae"
William Shakespeare   (via calcim)

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via anusking)

— 2 days ago with 42072 notes
victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(Source: pyroinohio, via awickedshart)

— 2 days ago with 274701 notes

awickedshart:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

#Preachit

— 2 days ago with 284606 notes

luunars:

SIGNAL BOOST (click that!)

a kid that goes to my high school asked Miss America to prom. He got three days of in school suspension.

i don’t really even care tbh, its just weird that my high school has made national and international news. he was on the today show about an hour ago! (7:30 AM)

— 2 days ago with 3 notes

minus20lb:

The town I live in is getting famous because of a kid asking out miss America

— 2 days ago with 1 note